As an OEA initiate you must choose a Secret Identity and Code Name. For security reasons, and to ensure full "eponymity," all code names are color coded. Here are the names and identities of two of our founding agents:
Our Agents
Agent Orange
Ex-cop and reformed oil-addict, Orange used to drive his Ford Expedition to the corner store just to pick up a pack of cigarettes. (He lived on the 2nd floor above the corner store.) Eventually, his wife left him, and he was fired from the force. Trying to hold down odd jobs, he couldn't keep up with rising gas prices and Ford repossessed his SUV. He became homeless. Sleeping behind dumpsters at filling stations, getting junked up sniffing gas fumes, he knew he'd hit bottom. But it wasn't until he caught the President on TV telling the nation "America is addicted to oil," that he understood the true nature of his problem. It was as if God was speaking to him, looking into the very depths of his soul. He went zero-emission right there on the spot, applying to the OEA on a probationary basis the next day. Keeping the OEA Oath of Service has helped him turn his life around. His wife is even considering taking him back, but, says Orange, "The OEA is my new family."
Agent Chartreuse
A committed suburban family man, Chartreuse commutes to the Agency by electric scooter. For several years before joining the OEA, he led a double life: working by day at a top environmental engineering firm, while spending his nights and weekends doing covert ops with the Green Militia. The President's State of the Union Address was a cathartic "coming home" moment for Chartreuse, confirming what he already knew in his heart, and in his many peer-reviewed scientific journals. The next day, he led his entire unit into the OEA. Known around the field office as an intense by-the-numbers team-player with a near-photographic memory, every year Chartreuse commits to memory the entire contents of an early-release unbound-galley copy of the State of the World Atlas.